Who else like, freaks out a little when they’re just sitting there, minding their own business, and suddenly theres just some little thing in their mouth? Like, where the hell did you come from??? Were you stuck in my teeth? Did you apparate here????
i am happy i got me two new gem stones! one is a 935.68 carat emerald and the other is a 700.00 carat sapphire! im so happy and to top it off the people i bought them from also threw in a free white onyx stone and a pearl!! i like gemstones and i’ll probably try to take pictures of them on my next day off
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
I got 99 problems and society’s attitude towards sexual orientation & gender identity covers like, 98 of them. Support lgbtqia rights with this sassy shirt! Get it here!
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
And then suddenly I become sad for no reason, and it takes me days to get over that feeling.
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
where did this myth of the teenage temptress who lies about their age to seduce the older man come from?
grown men who dont want to take responsibility for their actions and like to place the blame on the most relevant easy target probably